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  1. Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

    • Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
    • Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
    • Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
    • Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
    • Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
    • Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
    • Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
    • Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
    • Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
    • Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
    • Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
    • Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
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  2. Sometimes…

    I wonder what it would be like if my bebes weren’t assholes.Then I realize how silly it is to think they’d be anything but.

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  3. I don’t believe in being labeled by zodiac signs, but sometimes I do enjoy checking out what they have to say… …and sometimes they can be annoyingly accurate. LOL. 

    I don’t believe in being labeled by zodiac signs, but sometimes I do enjoy checking out what they have to say…

    …and sometimes they can be annoyingly accurate. LOL. 

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  4. SPEAKING OF-

    • Jen: I AM RULER OF POKEYMANZ
    • Amberly: XD CUTENESS!!!!!
    • Jen: I KNOW >0>
    • Jen: WHY PEOPLE SO AMAZING?
    • Amberly: Because they don't want to be taken over and killed?
    • Amberly: XD
    • Amberly: Oh man
    • Amberly: Speaking of taking over and killing-
    • Jen: WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS?!
    • Amberly: Okay I wait.
  5. …and then I said “Fuck this, I’m painting RAINBOWS.” Mr. Spiky’s turn. Elementals (Tanisian gods) are incapable of fully manifesting on Tanis, so they generally only manifest fragments of themselves. Their forms are amorphous, and generally the more chaotic in nature they are, the less static their manifestation is.  As the Elemental of darkness and the most chaotic of the six elements, Mr. Spiky never appears the same way twice, I just happen to like it when it looks more like this. Btw, Mr. Spiky is a pet name. Elementals are actually gender-less. :E Oh oh, if you can see the little black dot I made between its jaws, that was me making a human size comparison.  Part of the reason why elementals can’t fully manifest is because they are BIG ASS MOFOS. :x

    …and then I said “Fuck this, I’m painting RAINBOWS.”

    Mr. Spiky’s turn. Elementals (Tanisian gods) are incapable of fully manifesting on Tanis, so they generally only manifest fragments of themselves. Their forms are amorphous, and generally the more chaotic in nature they are, the less static their manifestation is.  As the Elemental of darkness and the most chaotic of the six elements, Mr. Spiky never appears the same way twice, I just happen to like it when it looks more like this.

    Btw, Mr. Spiky is a pet name. Elementals are actually gender-less. :E

    Oh oh, if you can see the little black dot I made between its jaws, that was me making a human size comparison.  Part of the reason why elementals can’t fully manifest is because they are BIG ASS MOFOS. :x

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  6. I… I don’t even. Puppy!Zaul, why u has all my luvs? Zaul is Skynny’s!

    I… I don’t even. Puppy!Zaul, why u has all my luvs?

    Zaul is Skynny’s!

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  7. thelilnan:

    Oh my God, Tony

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  8. Painting spree yayyyyy. Now for info nobody cares about. This is Saira, another of the six Emperor Rashevik and the scion of darkness. Like Feranath, she was both extremely vicious (albeit much more subtle than he was) and extremely vain.  She refused to step down from power when she was supposed to and as punishment she was cursed by the darkness to rot from the inside out.  In an attempt to continue her lineage, she mated and produced Tairn and Rayeir, both of whom she considered to be deformed (as neither turned out to be Emperor Rashevik). She ended up dying of her curse before she could see what the darkness had planned for her children. Edit: Oh, also her head fin doesn’t actually have a red blaze through it, it just has a reddish iridescence to it when light hits it.  Apart from her throat, she’s black (with a purple shine) all over. Yep. :x

    Painting spree yayyyyy. Now for info nobody cares about.

    This is Saira, another of the six Emperor Rashevik and the scion of darkness. Like Feranath, she was both extremely vicious (albeit much more subtle than he was) and extremely vain.  She refused to step down from power when she was supposed to and as punishment she was cursed by the darkness to rot from the inside out.  In an attempt to continue her lineage, she mated and produced Tairn and Rayeir, both of whom she considered to be deformed (as neither turned out to be Emperor Rashevik). She ended up dying of her curse before she could see what the darkness had planned for her children.

    Edit: Oh, also her head fin doesn’t actually have a red blaze through it, it just has a reddish iridescence to it when light hits it.  Apart from her throat, she’s black (with a purple shine) all over. Yep. :x

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  9. I think I want to do more loose painting like this. I’ve really disliked how flat everything of mine has been looking lately.  Feranath is one of the six Emperor Rashevik and thus a scion to one of the six elements.  He’s a pretty nasty dragon, quick to anger and quick to kill.  He was an absolutely horrible ruler who was more concerned in self-indulgence than the welfare of his subjects and was eventually overthrown by them. To add insult to injury, they tore apart his pride and joy - his face - and then imprisoned him in the pit of a dead volcano.  (This is pre-face lift.  I may try and draw what he looks like afterwards later…)

    I think I want to do more loose painting like this. I’ve really disliked how flat everything of mine has been looking lately. 

    Feranath is one of the six Emperor Rashevik and thus a scion to one of the six elements.  He’s a pretty nasty dragon, quick to anger and quick to kill.  He was an absolutely horrible ruler who was more concerned in self-indulgence than the welfare of his subjects and was eventually overthrown by them. To add insult to injury, they tore apart his pride and joy - his face - and then imprisoned him in the pit of a dead volcano.  (This is pre-face lift.  I may try and draw what he looks like afterwards later…)

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  10. Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over Part of me believing it was always something that I’d done But I don’t wanna live that way Reading into every word you say You said that you could let it go And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know… Everybody’s got some point in their life when this song is pertinent.  Some more recent than others…Anyway WIP that I’ve pretty much lost all interest in so I’m throwing it up here for now.  I’ll figure out blending one of these days…

    Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
    Part of me believing it was always something that I’d done
    But I don’t wanna live that way
    Reading into every word you say
    You said that you could let it go
    And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know…

    Everybody’s got some point in their life when this song is pertinent.  Some more recent than others…

    Anyway WIP that I’ve pretty much lost all interest in so I’m throwing it up here for now.  I’ll figure out blending one of these days…

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